A Punch!


Daily prompt:

If you could wake up tomorrow and be fluent in any language you don’t currently speak, which would it be? Why? What’s the first thing you do with your new linguistic skills?

Actually, I would like to speak English perfectly, and I’d like to have perfect grammar and spelling.  If I woke up being able to do that then I think I would enjoy working as an editor.  I would find it a pleasure to read people’s work and help them make their dreams of publishing good books come true.
I would also like to have the vocabulary to tell some people where to get of in a most lady like way.  The words should deliver a punch on the nose.  Yes, I know someone I’d like to do that to right now.